莎拉西尔弗曼上周几乎死了,互联网肯定会充斥着俗气的人开玩笑说这不是“笑话”。但它直接上升 不. 这位喜剧演员因为喉咙痛而去看医生,最后在ICU住了一个星期。事实证明,她有一个“会厌的牙龈炎病例”(覆盖气管的软骨盖肿胀),这使她“活着非常幸运”。
莎拉在Facebook上分享了她的故事,听起来真的很痛苦。
“有一些事情会发生在三个人在一年之内如此接近死亡然后你几乎死亡但是没有。(那就是我。我是那个没死的人。),”她说。 “这是一个奇怪的二分法,’为什么是我?’另一个,’为什么是我?’由于我的血压太低,他们无法让我完全入睡,因为我的血压太低了。我吸毒只是为了感觉不到疼痛,不知道发生了什么或我在哪里。他们不得不把我的双手束缚住让我不要拉出我的呼吸管。我的朋友斯蒂芬妮说我一直在写,’我是在意外吗?’“
直到她的药物消失之后,这位明星才对这一事件一无所知。 “慢慢地,随着阿片类药物逐渐消失,[我]记得手术的创伤,并且前两天花了一些时间从药物中缺少药物/缺乏药物和瘫痪认识到没有关系,”她写道。 “幸运的是,随之而来的是激励性的启示,无关紧要。”
所以。害怕。但是这里有一个可爱的部分,她感谢她的男朋友Michael Sheen。
“我被现实生活中的英雄迈克尔和令人惊叹的西西斯(血液……)所震撼 除此以外) 朋友们,所有人都协调一致,以至于没有一刻我独自一人。这让我哭。这伤害了我的喉咙。所以停止。”
顺便说一下,莎拉并没有因为这种折磨而失去她的幽默感。醒来时她问的第一件事是“你看到了吗? 你好,我的名字是多丽丝?“
经典的LOL,但更严肃的说法:加入我们,希望莎拉快速康复。阅读她的完整帖子如下:
跟随 Facebook上的Marie Claire 最新的名人新闻,美容秘诀,精彩的阅读,直播视频等等。
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As an AI language model, I do not have a specific language preference. However, I can provide a translation of the given text in English:
Last week, Sarah Silverman almost died, and the internet is sure to be filled with vulgar people joking that this is not a “joke.” But its not. The comedian went to the doctor because of a sore throat and ended up in the ICU for a week. It turns out she had a case of epiglottitis (swelling of the cartilage that covers the windpipe), which made her “lucky to be alive.” Sarah shared her story on Facebook, and it sounds really painful. “There are some things that happen and you think, Why is this happening to three people in a year, and then it almost happens to me? (Thats me. Im the one who didnt die.),” she said. “Its a weird dichotomy of, Why me? and, Why me? They couldnt fully sedate me because my blood pressure was too low. I was on drugs just to not feel the pain, not knowing what was happening or where I was. They had to tie my hands down so I wouldnt pull out my breathing tube. My friend Stephanie said I kept writing, Am I dead?”
It wasnt until her medication wore off that the star had any idea what had happened. “Slowly, as the opiates faded away, [I] remembered the trauma of the surgery and spent the first two days in the hospital not knowing where I was, just crying,” she wrote. “Luckily, that passed quickly into gratitude for being alive and able to feel pain.” So. Scary. But heres a lovely part: she thanked her boyfriend Michael Sheen. “I was in a real-life movie with the hero Michael and the amazing Sarah (blood…aside) and friends, all coordinated like a symphony, so that there wasnt a moment I was alone. That made me cry. It hurt my throat. So stop it.”
By the way, Sarah didnt lose her sense of humor through all this torture. The first thing she asked when she woke up was, “Did you see it? Hi, my name is Doris?” Classic LOL, but more seriously: join us in wishing Sarah a speedy recovery. Read her full post below: