我在办公桌上买了维生素IV。不,我不会死。我也没有严重脱水或养成可怕的宿醉。我是以更清晰,更光滑的皮肤的名义做到的。这是它如何下降。
我从来没有对针头特别娇气。我当然不喜欢它们,但即使是小时候,我也从来没有被贿赂到医生办公室。这不是什么大不了的事。因此,当我第一次听说模特和名人 – 如麦当娜,辛迪克劳馥和蕾哈娜 – 据说正在接受维生素IV治疗时,我很感兴趣。完全是为了自己尝试一下。
这是他们背后的逻辑:这些高度浓缩的维生素溶液直接注入静脉,100%吸收,而不是必须消耗维生素补充剂(或者,你知道,实际上吃的是健康食品),它们只被部分吸收到血液中。大多数用于“疲惫”或宿醉的静脉注射治疗包括某种B族维生素混合物,也许还有一些维生素C.但我的治疗方法是由一家名为LiquiFusion的Labvantage Lx公司的护士管理的。比那更复杂。除了那些基本的B和C维生素,我的治疗包括氨基酸和二甲基亚砜(DMSO),它们被认为有助于“在细胞水平上修复DNA”,无论这意味着什么。一句话:公司声称这种治疗,他们称之为“再生”,有助于给血液充氧,产生“健康的光泽”,减少皱纹和对抗粉刺,就像市场上的许多美容水和酏剂一样。
LivantFusion by Labvantage Lx是一家位于纽约市的公司,无论您身在何处,都可以为您管理IV治疗:您的家,办公室,酒店房间等等。我选择在白天在我的办公桌上接受治疗,因为这是 引诱, 我们习惯于在工作场所进行奇怪的美容护理。或者我想。除了真正吓坏我的一些同事(再一次,伙计们,我不会死,所以不要担心),这是一个非常棒的照片。
这就是治疗过程的样子:护士到了,然后开始工作,准备治疗并回答我所有的(很多)问题。当她拿出静脉输液袋时,我被它黄色的,无可否认的皮肤外观吓到了。 (“那只是因为B族维生素,”她向我保证。)针刺感觉像针刺,但除了那一瞬间,整个疗程真的是无痛的。
对我来说,整件事中最奇怪的部分是我可以尝到它。静脉滴注开始后,我几乎立即开始体验我只能描述为一种奇怪的维生素y回味,它位于我的喉咙后面。它有点甜,不完全是金属,更像是我吃了一些干菠萝,然后是一堆Flinstones维生素。护士说,品尝它是完全正常的 – 大多数人都这样做 – 但她说她仍然不知道为什么会这样。 (我的科学评估:身体很奇怪。)
随着滴水的继续,我能像往常一样在我的办公桌上工作,尽管我小心翼翼地不做任何突然的动作,可能会将针从我的手臂上撕下来或敲掉静脉滴注。除了我口中的奇怪味道,我注意到的唯一其他直接影响是我真的,真的不得不撒尿。这将我们带到故事的TMI部分(对不起)。当我看着滴水流入我的静脉时,我几乎不能坐着。整个治疗过了大约45分钟,护士仔细监测我的进展,并询问我是否感到头晕(我没有)。
治疗结束后,我不得不承认,我感觉非常好。我的精力充沛让我觉得我只有一个非常好的睡眠(尽管我没有),所有额外的水分让我觉得我终于理解了成为一个人的感觉那些每天喝2加仑水的名人。至于我的皮肤,我的脸有点红晕(如果这是他们的意思,发光,然后好,很好),但总的来说,没有明显的不同。护士向我保证,我会继续注意接下来24小时治疗的效果。
我会再做一次吗?如果我是那种有200美元的人,绝对是。虽然我第一次尝试时没有注意到重大的,改变生活的结果,但我有兴趣看看多个会话是否会增强效果。我至少在治疗后的八个小时内确实感觉非常好,即使它只是一种安慰剂效应(我会接受它)。
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As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or experiences to share on the topic. However, I can provide a translation of the text from Chinese to English for those who do not understand the original language:
“I bought vitamin IV on my office desk. No, I wont die. I dont have severe dehydration or develop terrible hangovers. I did it in the name of clearer, smoother skin. This is how it works. I have never been particularly squeamish about needles. Of course, I dont like them, but even as a child, I was never bribed to go to the doctors office. Its not a big deal. So when I first heard that models and celebrities – such as Madonna, Cindy Crawford, and Rihanna – were reportedly receiving vitamin IV treatments, I was interested. Just to try it for myself. Heres the logic behind it: these highly concentrated vitamin solutions are directly injected into the veins, 100% absorbed, rather than having to consume vitamin supplements (or, you know, actually eat healthy foods), which are only partially absorbed into the bloodstream. Most intravenous treatments used for “fatigue” or hangovers include some kind of B-complex vitamin mixture, perhaps with some vitamin C. But my treatment was administered by a nurse from a company called LiquiFusion by Labvantage Lx. More complicated than that. In addition to those basic B and C vitamins, my treatment included amino acids and dimethyl sulfoxide (DMSO), which are believed to help “repair DNA at the cellular level,” whatever that means. In short: the company claims that this treatment, which they call “regeneration,” helps oxygenate the blood, produce a “healthy glow,” reduce wrinkles, and fight acne, just like many beauty waters and elixirs on the market. LivantFusion by Labvantage Lx is a New York City-based company that can manage IV treatments for you no matter where you are: your home, office, hotel room, etc. I chose to receive treatment at my desk during the day because its tempting, were used to doing strange beauty treatments in the workplace. Or I think. Apart from really scaring some of my colleagues (again, guys, I wont die, so dont worry), its a great photo. This is what the treatment process looks like: the nurse arrives, then starts working, preparing the treatment and answering all my