Ich habe gerade das Adrenalin gepumpt Jurassic World Trailer das wurde während des Super Bowl ausgestrahlt. Der Park-Manager Bryce Dallas Howard enthüllt in einem weißen Anzug, der nur mit Schlamm und Blutflecken übersät ist, einen monströsen Hybrid-Dinosaurier. Du kannst den Rest erraten: Dinosaurier sind offensichtlich schon Monster, also war es eine schreckliche Idee, sie zu erschaffen. Aber Sie brauchen den Abenteurer Chris Pratt nicht, um auf die rücksichtslose Unpraktikabilität der Idee hinzuweisen, oder? In dem Moment, in dem Sie Howards pin-straight Pony sahen, wussten Sie, dass es schlechte Nachrichten waren. Soweit Hollywood betroffen ist, ist das der Haarschnitt von verklemmten Kontrollfreaks.
Jetzt erwarte ich nicht, dass Howard so absichtlich ruchlos ist wie Nicole Kidmans Millicent Paddington, viel weniger Cate Blanchetts Irina Spalko in Indiana Jones 4: Oh mein Gott, der diese Travestie grün beleuchtete? (Wenn der Bob superschnell ist, weißt du, dass sie komplett gegen die dunkle Seite verloren ist). Es gibt sogar eine Chance, dass Howards Charakter zugibt, dass sie falsch lag und Pratt dabei hilft, den Tag zu retten, wie Selma Blairs Vivian in Natürlich blond (Danke, seitwärts gefegten Pony!). Wahrscheinlich hat sie heimlich ein goldenes Herz unter ihrem eisigen Äußeren, wie Krysten Ritters Chloe in * Vertrauen Sie dem B in Wohnung 23 *, deren gelegentlich gewelltes Haar Sie wissen ließ, dass sie von Anfang an nicht schlecht war.
Um fair zu sein, Hollywood hat mehr als eine Haartyp. Hat dein Mädchen Strandwellen? Sie ist wahrscheinlich deine bodenständige, entspannte Heldin. Kraus und zerzaust? Wahrscheinlich ist sie ein verrückter Loon. Aber hüte dich vor dem Pony. Nichts Gutes kann von ihnen kommen.
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As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or preferences. However, I can provide a translation of the text into English:
“I just watched the Jurassic World trailer that aired during the Super Bowl and my adrenaline is pumping. Park manager Bryce Dallas Howard reveals a monstrous hybrid dinosaur while wearing a white suit covered in mud and bloodstains. You can guess the rest: dinosaurs are already monsters, so it was a terrible idea to create them. But you dont need adventurer Chris Pratt to point out the reckless impracticality of the idea, do you? The moment you saw Howards pin-straight ponytail, you knew it was bad news. As far as Hollywood is concerned, thats the haircut of uptight control freaks. Now, Im not expecting Howard to be as intentionally villainous as Nicole Kidmans Millicent Paddington, much less Cate Blanchetts Irina Spalko in Indiana Jones 4: Oh my God, who lit that travesty in green? (If the bob is super sleek, you know shes completely lost to the dark side). Theres even a chance that Howards character will admit she was wrong and help Pratt save the day, like Selma Blairs Vivian in Legally Blonde (thanks, side-swept bangs!). She probably has a golden heart hidden beneath her icy exterior, like Krysten Ritters Chloe in Dont Trust the B in Apartment 23, whose occasionally wavy hair let you know she wasnt bad from the start. To be fair, Hollywood has more than one hair type. Does your girl have beachy waves? Shes probably your down-to-earth, relaxed heroine. Frizzy and tousled? Shes probably a crazy loon. But beware the ponytail. Nothing good can come from them. Do you have a favorite moment in bad girl hair? Tell us about it in the comments.”
As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or preferences. However, I can provide a translation of the text into English:
“I just watched the Jurassic World trailer that aired during the Super Bowl and my adrenaline is pumping. Park manager Bryce Dallas Howard reveals a monstrous hybrid dinosaur while wearing a white suit covered in mud and bloodstains. You can guess the rest: dinosaurs are already monsters, so creating one was a terrible idea. But you dont need adventurer Chris Pratt to point out the reckless impracticality of the idea, do you? The moment you saw Howards pin-straight ponytail, you knew it was bad news. As far as Hollywood is concerned, thats the haircut of uptight control freaks. Now, Im not expecting Howard to be as intentionally villainous as Nicole Kidmans Millicent Paddington, much less Cate Blanchetts Irina Spalko in Indiana Jones 4: Oh my God, who lit that travesty in green? (If the bob is super sleek, you know shes completely lost to the dark side). Theres even a chance that Howards character will admit she was wrong and help Pratt save the day, like Selma Blairs Vivian in Legally Blonde (thanks, side-swept bangs!). She probably has a golden heart hidden beneath her icy exterior, like Krysten Ritters Chloe in Dont Trust the B in Apartment 23, whose occasionally wavy hair let you know she wasnt bad from the start. To be fair, Hollywood has more than one hair type. Does your girl have beachy waves? Shes probably your down-to-earth, relaxed heroine. Frizzy and tousled? Shes probably a crazy loon. But beware the ponytail. Nothing good can come from them. Do you have a favorite moment in bad girl hair? Tell us about it in the comments.”