Färbe mich altmodisch, aber ich dachte immer daran, wenn deine Hose sich spaltet oder ein Knopf aufspringt, um ihn ungeschickt mit einer Handtasche zu bedecken und dir eine Nadel und einen Faden, Stat. Aber in letzter Zeit scheint es so, als würde eine Fehlfunktion der Garderobe zu einem Trend werden.
Fallbeispiel: Sofia Vergaras Emmy-Award-Vorfall. Nachdem ihr Reißverschluss steckengeblieben war, twitterte sie ein Bild ihres nackten Hinterns (beneidenswert), das durch den offenen Rücken ihres Zuhair Murad-Kleides spähte.
Zooey Deschanel hatte auch einen Emmy-Notfall: Ihre Publizist musste einen Teil ihres zu weit sichtbaren BHs abschneiden, kurz bevor sie auf die Bühne kam, um den Preis für das Schreiben in einer Comedy-Serie zu überreichen.
Und Diane Kruger erwähnte kürzlich, dass ihr Freund, Joshua Jackson, sie in die Damentoilette begleiten musste, um sie aus einem Vintage Dior Couture Kleid zu schneiden, nachdem das Oberteil bei einem Abendessen nach Cannes zu eng geworden war.
Ich denke, solche Situationen sind zum Teil liebenswert (wer von uns ist immun gegen Berühmtheit Schadenfreude?) Und teilweise eklig. Ich meine, wenn mein Hintern in einem Kleid gefangen ist, fühle ich mich nicht charmant unglücklich – und ich habe sicherlich keine Lust, meine Garderobe der Welt zu verkünden. Und das letzte Mal, dass ich zu spät zu einer Dinnerparty kam, weil ich in einem Lederminirock gefangen war? Ich sagte allen, es sei ein “Familiennotfall”, der für meinen Geschmack der Wahrheit nahe genug sei.
Denkst du, dass das Reden oder Twittern über einen Nip-Slip oder einen festsitzenden Hintern als TMI gilt? Oder bin ich nur ein humorloser Grouper?
As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or beliefs. However, I can provide a translation of the text into English:
“Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought that when your pants split or a button pops off, you cover it awkwardly with a handbag and get a needle and thread, stat. But lately, it seems like wardrobe malfunctions are becoming a trend. Case in point: Sofia Vergaras Emmy Award incident. After her zipper got stuck, she tweeted a picture of her bare butt (enviable) peeking through the open back of her Zuhair Murad dress. Zooey Deschanel also had an Emmy emergency: her publicist had to cut off part of her too-visible bra shortly before she went on stage to present the award for writing in a comedy series. And Diane Kruger recently mentioned that her boyfriend, Joshua Jackson, had to accompany her to the ladies room to cut her out of a vintage Dior Couture dress after the top became too tight at a dinner party in Cannes. I think such situations are partly endearing (who among us is immune to celebrity schadenfreude?) and partly gross. I mean, if my butt is trapped in a dress, I dont feel charmingly unlucky – and I certainly dont want to announce my wardrobe malfunction to the world. And the last time I was late to a dinner party because I was stuck in a leather mini-skirt? I told everyone it was a “family emergency,” which was close enough to the truth for my taste. Do you think talking or tweeting about a nip slip or a stuck butt is TMI? Or am I just a humorless grouper?”
As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or beliefs. However, I can provide a translation of the text into English:
“Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought that when your pants split or a button pops off, you cover it awkwardly with a handbag and get a needle and thread, stat. But lately, it seems like wardrobe malfunctions are becoming a trend. Case in point: Sofia Vergaras Emmy Award incident. After her zipper got stuck, she tweeted a picture of her naked butt (enviable) peeking through the open back of her Zuhair Murad dress. Zooey Deschanel also had an Emmy emergency: her publicist had to cut off part of her too-visible bra shortly before she went on stage to present the award for writing in a comedy series. And Diane Kruger recently mentioned that her boyfriend, Joshua Jackson, had to accompany her to the ladies room to cut her out of a vintage Dior Couture dress after the top became too tight at a dinner party in Cannes. I think such situations are partly endearing (who among us is immune to celebrity schadenfreude?) and partly gross. I mean, when my butt is trapped in a dress, I dont feel charmingly unlucky – and I certainly dont want to announce my wardrobe to the world. And the last time I was late to a dinner party because I was stuck in a leather mini-skirt? I told everyone it was a “family emergency,” which was close enough to the truth for my taste. Do you think talking or tweeting about a nip slip or a stuck butt is TMI? Or am I just a humorless grouper?”